Weapons List
N.B. Damage is for a single projectile of the weapon, and does not include secondary explosions.

1. Arctic
"Once, only Arctic Shens could jump and snipe - now, you can too!"
Damage: 45
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 8 sec
Characteristics: Laser sight

2. Arrow
"Pity the poor sods who kena arrowed - tis' not their time to rest."
Damage: 20
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 1 sec
Characteristics: Drags victim

3. Artillery
"ARTY! ARTY!"
Damage: 12
Shots: 5
Cooldown: 8 sec

4. Autokala
"Russian-made Automat-Kalas are hardy, but not especially accurate."
Damage: 8
Shots: 30
Cooldown: 5 sec

5. Avoid
"Sometimes, there is nothing to do but to SIAM AH!"
Damage: N/A
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 10 sec
Characteristics: Random teleportation

6. Backstab
"Not being stabbed in the back, but stabbing *from* the back."
Damage: 15
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 3 sec
Characteristics: Reverse firing
direction

7. Baka
"The feared BAKAAAA~ warcry releases a circular nova of death..."
Damage: 20
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 7 sec
Characteristics: Omnidirectional

8. Bananaband
"Dedicated to the memory of yellow rubber bands smacking on bare skin."
Damage: 8
Shots: 5
Cooldown: 2.5 sec
Characteristics: Weak elastic rebound

9. BFGGun
"Yes, it's a beeg flippin' Gauss Gun. Scared a not?"
Damage: 60
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 10 sec

10. Bloodboil
"Feel the scalding pain of evaporated blood mist."
Damage: 16/sec
Shots: 25
Cooldown: 1 sec
Characteristics: Self-immune

11. CD-Ripper
"The legendary laser that copied a thousand CDs."
Damage: 9/sec
Shots: 50
Cooldown: 9 sec
Characteristics: Laser

12. Chapteh
"Engage in some healthy exercise - dribble it if you dare."
Damage: 16
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 4 sec
Characteristics: Can be dribbled

13. Cheaterbug
"Takes its own initiative to moderate its results."
Damage: 14
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 4 sec
Characteristics: Homing

14. Chickenman!
"Chickenman is so power that aiming is optional."
Damage: 20
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 40 sec
Characteristics: Autoaiming

15. Cocopunch
"Your guns may run out of ammo, but you will always have your fists to pia zhui."
Damage: 50
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 5 sec
Characteristics: Melee range

16. Copycat
"Natural progression from duplicating homework."
Damage: N/A
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 10 sec
Characteristics: Copies opponent's weapon

17. Darkdark
"Cannot see."
Damage: N/A
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 15 sec
Characteristics: Fills environment with unnatural darkness

18. Deagle
"For best effect, get an Arctic and switch between them continuously."
Damage: 8
Shots: 7
Cooldown: 4.5 sec

19. Flair
"Once you show flair, you can see hidden things and fire cool tracers."
Damage: 3
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 1 sec
Characteristics: Night vision,
see invisible

20. Flashbang
"Traditionally used to blind allies while rushing to be top frag."
Damage: N/A
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 4 sec
Characteristics: Temporarily blinds

21. Flyingcow
"'Look! A flying cow!'
'...'
'Cow peh lah.'"
Damage: 25
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 12 sec
Characteristics: Controllable flight

22. Funmouse
"Laoshu Laoshu, hao wan de Laoshu."
Damage: 12
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 3 sec
Characteristics: Runs on ground

23. Ganafake
"If it looks too good to be true, it probably is."
Damage: 10
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 5 sec
Characteristics: Fake goodies

24. Gayshot
"Named after the habit victims have of going: 'OMG GAY SHOT!'"
Damage: 12
Shots: 3
Cooldown: 3 sec
Characteristics: Queer flight path

25. Gooballs
"Engaging in Brownian motion since time immemorial."
Damage: 5
Shots: 7
Cooldown: 4.5 sec
Characteristics: Unpredictable flight path

26. Grenade
"This is just a plain ol' grenade, not at all holy, but still painful."
Damage: 20
Shots: 3
Cooldown: 3 sec

27. Hairyballs
"Not nice to look at, and not nice to step on."
Damage: 7
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 6 sec
Characteristics: Slows

28. Happynewyear
"Another 365 days gone, another chance to flip a table. HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
Damage: 30
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 8 sec
Characteristics: High flip

29. Holywater
"In times of strife, a sprinkling of holy water is very refreshing."
Damage: -1
Shots: 20
Cooldown: 20 sec
Characteristics: Heals

30. Hor
"A single syllable that drains the vitality out of even the hardiest warriors."
Damage: 2/sec
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 8 sec
Characteristics: Drains health

31. Jelly
"I bet they can divide quite rapidly..."
Damage: 5
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 2.5 sec
Characteristics: Multiplies

32. Jingleballs
"Some big big, some small small..."
Damage: 10
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 4 sec
Characteristics: Floats

33. Killsteal
"Wait till an opponent is dying, then just press the button to KS!"
Damage: 1
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 10 sec
Characteristics: Instakill dying
opponent

34. Meepokbowl
"Stunning bowl of meepok."
Damage: 12
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 6 sec
Characteristics: Stuns

35. MP35
"Submachine gun of horribly bad music."
Damage: 1
Shots: 30
Cooldown: 5.5 sec

36. Mugger
"Chao mugger skill - throw textbook at problems."
Damage: 5
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 6 sec
Characteristics: Mugs weapon

37. Orhkang
"Cut-priced black hole, effective on opponents only."
Damage: N/A
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 15 sec
Characteristics: Sucks

38. Para
"May go through thin enough walls."
Damage: 4
Shots: 50
Cooldown: 7 sec
Characteristics: Penetrating

39. Pencilbox
"A flying pencilbox spewing pointy bits is terrible indeed."
Damage: 16
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 7 sec
Characteristics: Drops pencils

40. Pingpong
"Bouncy bouncy."
Damage: 3
Shots: 8
Cooldown: 6 sec
Characteristics: Bouncy

41. Poot
"Biochemical weapon banned by the Geneva Convention."
Damage: 2/sec
Shots: 25
Cooldown: 8 sec
Characteristics: Gas

42. Saboh
"Saboh others by placing landmines that turn invisible."
Damage: 14
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 6 sec
Characteristics: Turns invisible

43. S-God
"Burn in the radiance of the S-God!"
Damage: 5/sec
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 6 sec
Characteristics: Immolation, halves
damage taken

44. Skydiving
"Let's go... SKYDIVING!!!"
Damage: N/A
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 3 sec
Characteristics: Slow fall

45. Taichiko
"The Art of the Eight Trigrams melded with Aikido. Great against arrows."
Damage: N/A
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 12 sec
Characteristics: Deflects most
projectiles

46. Toad
"Hopping mad."
Damage: 12
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 3 sec
Characteristics: Hops on ground

47. Toiletbreak
"A Limit Break borne out of pure desperation. quick reload at low HP."
Damage: N/A
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 3 sec
Characteristics: Quicker reloading

48. Trickedu
"Trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice, shame on me."
Damage: N/A
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 20 sec
Characteristics: Doppelwalk

49. Triple jump
"Years of dedication allow some to jump up even when in midair."
Damage: N/A
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 5 sec
Characteristics: Airjump

50. WH-Handgun
"Not the most powerful, but it never stops shooting - Shoot, Wenhoo, shoot!"
Damage: 5
Shots: 10
Cooldown: 0.1 sec
Characteristics: Nonstop

51. Woofer
"More than a subwoofer, its sonic waves may warp stuff through walls."
Damage: Variable
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 5 sec
Characteristics: Sonic boom

52. Xiangguei
"Like ghost like that."
Damage: N/A
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 9 sec
Characteristics: Ghostform

53. Yayapapaya
"Chiquitas are so... passe."
Damage: 20
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 16 sec
Characteristics: Secondary papayas

54. Zong
"Named for the 'Zong' echoes it makes, after the 'Zhenwei' on firing."
Damage: 10
Shots: 1
Cooldown: 4 sec
Characteristics: Fully elastic
collisions

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